While I didn’t bounce back the way I wanted to with my Week 13 NFL parlays, a 1-2 record was still an improvement.
My best parlay hit, as the Miami Dolphins, Detroit Lions, and Los Angeles Chargers got the job done. It was looking sketchy for a bit, but they got the job done.
The New York Jets are banned from my parlays until they start a quarterback not named Zach Wilson, Tim Boyle, or Trevor Siemian. There’s just too much ugly football being played in East Rutherford.
As for the Pittsburgh Steelers, what an absolute letdown. I couldn’t believe my eyes.
However, the past is the past and all we can do is carry on. Let’s get into my top NFL Week 14 parlay picks.
NFL Week 14 Parlay Picks
All NFL betting odds used for these Week 14 parlays are current as of Wednesday, Dec. 6, and courtesy of DraftKings Sportsbook.
Best Parlay: DET ML + BAL ML + SF ML (+143)
Longshot Parlay: TB ML + IND-CIN Over 40.5 + MIN -3 + DEN ML (+1647)
Same Game Parlay: BUF-KC Over 47 + BUF Over 23.5 + KC Over 23.5 (+214)
NFL Week 14 Best Parlay Bet
Week 14 Best Parlay (+143)
- Lions ML (-175) vs Bears
- Ravens ML (-310) vs Rams
- 49ers ML (-575) vs Seahawks
I’m back on the Lions train after they got back in the win column last week. It seemed like an easy victory after Detroit jumped out to a 21-0 lead in the first quarter, but the New Orleans Saints didn’t go down without a fight.
This week’s opponent, the Chicago Bears, has won two of its last three games, but the wins were against weak teams in the Carolina Panthers and Minnesota Vikings. The loss came against the Lions, and Detroit will have no problem handling its NFC North foe again.
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The Baltimore Ravens are one of the best teams in the NFL, as Lamar Jackson has proven every doubter wrong week in and week out. The offense is putting up numbers while the defense is holding its own.
In Week 14, Baltimore hosts a Los Angeles Rams team that is currently on a three-game heater. That run ends on Sunday. Matthew Stafford and Co. won’t be able to keep up with Jackson and the Ravens’ high-powered offense.
The final leg of our best parlay helps juice the odds. The San Francisco 49ers are the best team in football, as shown by the whooping they put on the Philadelphia Eagles last week.
San Francisco already steamrolled the Seattle Seahawks two weeks ago, so it’ll be a similar outcome this week.
NFL Week 14 Longshot Parlay Bet
Week 14 Longshot Parlay (+1647)
- Buccaneers ML (+114) vs Falcons
- Colts vs Bengals Over 40.5 (-110)
- Vikings -3 (-110) vs Raiders
- Broncos ML (+124) vs Chargers
Someone has to win the NFC South, right?
The Atlanta Falcons lead the division by one game over the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and New Orleans Saints. And after this week, the division will be tied. Shoutout to the resurgent Baker Mayfield.
With Gardner Minshew under center, the Indianapolis Colts continue to put up points. They’ve scored 27 or more points in four of their last five games.
On the other side, the Cincinnati Bengals just put up 34 on the Jacksonville Jaguars in a game in which Jake Browning threw for 354 yards. I have backup QB fever, and these two quarterbacks are going to put on a gunslinging show for us.
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Even with the head coach and quarterback change, the Las Vegas Raiders are who they have been all season: a mediocre team. They’ve shown flashes but ultimately can’t put it together for all four quarters.
The Minnesota Vikings are in the NFC Wild Card hunt and need a big win. Joshua Dobbs struggled heavily two weeks ago against the Bears, but ‘The Passtronaut’ will have a bounce-back performance against the Raiders to help us cover this three-point spread.
The Chargers have been comically bad this season. They’ve put up 16 combined points over the last two games and somehow won one of those games.
Meanwhile, the Denver Broncos are in the playoff hunt after turning their season around. Denver will come out on top to close out this longshot parlay and inflict another gut-wrenching loss on Los Angeles.
NFL Week 14 Same Game Parlay Bet
Bills vs Chiefs Same Game Parlay (+214)
- Over 47 (-115)
- Bills: Over 23.5 (+110)
- Chiefs: Over 23.5 (-135)
Bills-Chiefs is the most exciting game on the Week 14 slate. These two teams always put on bangers when they play each other and two of the most exciting QBs in the NFL will go head-to-head once again.
In the five meetings between Josh Allen and Patrick Mahomes, the final scores have combined for 43, 62, 58, 78, and 44 points. I’m not going to pick a winner here, as this game could go either way, but the Over feels pretty safe.
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The Chiefs are one of the best teams in the AFC, and coming off a surprising loss to the Green Bay Packers, they’ll come out on fire.
Meanwhile, the Bills are battling for a playoff spot, and there’s a chance they might not get one. Buffalo’s 6-6 record has it on the outside looking in, so the Bills need a marquee win.
With two of the game’s top QBs trading punches, this game will have plenty of scoring on both sides.